I Wiped The Raid!

Rhymes with ‘Audioslave’ doesn’t it? Same number of syllables too…

Can you see where I’m going with this? That’s right! Another parody song!

This time I picked the song before I picked the subject matter, if I sing any of the songs I’ve ‘written’ then it’ll be this one. I’m not sure what his range is, but it’s EXACTLY in my range and I have SO much fun screaming at my steering wheel whenever ‘Like A Stone’ comes on the radio well… I just couldn’t resist.

Since <Unemployed> is planning on doing a WoW-themed Karaoke thinger on the Vegas raid this winter, and my supposed attendance is tenuous at best, I’m trying to write up songs and maybe record some to share here and on the forums. If I can’t be there in body I’ll be there in spirit dammit!

So, without furthar ado, by my new ‘band’ I Wiped The Raid, here is, Like A Noob.

On a Sunwell afternoon
on a floor full of bodies
to the raid lead I confess
I was so sadly A F K
then the raid, full of death
screaming I should now begone
and if they’re smart, they’ll kick me out
and I will wander all alone

In your raid I long to be
Boss by boss newbishly
I’ll wait for you here
like a noob, I’ll wait for a spot
alone

Then in Hyjal I would go
and tanking all the trash mobs
like an expert and everyone
said hey you’re doin a great job
Then the boss came to us
and cast upon us death and decay
and still I stood
and then I died
and soon the raid was screaming

In your raid I long to be
boss by boss newbishly
I’ll wait for you here
like a noob, I’ll wait for a spot
alone

and on I fought
until the raid was called
and I sat in regret
of all the wipes I’d caused
and all deaths were quick
and all sheep were broken
and finding myself kicked
I will wander on

In your raid I long to be
boss by boss newbishly
I’ll wait for you here
like a noob, I’ll wait for a spot
alone

oh, and for those who would like to sing along with music in the background (granted, crappy electronics, not the kick-ass guitars of Audioslave) here’s the youtube karaoke thinger of it:

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